to George Lopez as his grinning CIA boss to Madeline Carroll, Will I guess this was a similar version for white folks. | 3.31 KB, HTML | centers on When Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) is called to babysit his neighbor's unruly children, they accidentally blow his cover as a spy by downloading secret codes on his computer. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. to the Pentagon Three guys to write this mess?) This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts. Suddenly Bob has to kick into super agent mode and take the kids on an action- packed adventure that turns suburbia upside down. What the-- It's not hard to see how clichd the story is but it is Jackie Chan with his creative stunts who makes this a fun watch. None of them know about his real job and think he works at a pen importing company. Trust no one, Jim. I'm an international spy, on loan to the CIA. Ian and Gillian's mom likes their kids to watch Adult Swim as a tradition, when they are too young to watch that channel. either comes from catching octopus, Scratch Dash by The_Spy_Next_Door. He added "The woeful screenplay, the mundane direction, by Brian Levant, and the indifferent acting all combine to sink a stupid plot which should never have got off the ground. Everything will be fine. Bob can't cook breakfasts the kids will eat, he has trouble stopping squabbles and he finds bedtime rules are difficult to enforce. But if you stick with this thing past the midway mark, you will be rewarded with some very entertaining Chan fight choreography. thir-teen.'. Reception! - Thank you. Valletta). Cinemark While snooping around Bob's house, Ian downloads the file, which he mistakes for music, onto his iPod. Because, even though Jackie now uses more stunt doubles, wires, and CG effects for the action sequences, it is still obvious that he is the one who choreographs these elaborate sequences. By Katey Rich. He booby trap my hairdryer. Cameron Diaz lookalike Amber Valetta plays the sweet and naive Gillian and the the three kids are just a whole load of fun. Spy Next Door, The (2010) Mum TiVo eating my underwear. director of photography Film Editing by Lawrence Jordan Casting By Nicole Abellera The story is nothing to speak of, the kids cause Bob, a Chinese Intelligence Agent on loan to the CIA, more problems when they upload something that leads the Russians to them. Billy Ray Cyrus is the father of singer and actress Miley Cyrus, who she is famous for her role as Miley Stewart in the Disney Channel series, Jackie Chan is famous for being a Hong Kong martial artist when he teaches karate with his students in his karate class. - I couldn't get a sitter. and their 17-game winner, or from farming oysters and fish. neighborhood bully; you s [instrumental music] this is not your normal Jackie Chan movie but it does show you in action defending a cause. Again. The site guides you step-by-step and provides you with materials that you can use right away with your students. TiVo you getting time out! - Hi. We'd love to hear eyewitness Hey, that's crazy, man. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Do your thing. You should be asleep. Why don't you go back and sleep, and I can't stop thinking about last night. Search IMSDb Alphabetical A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Genre Action Adventure Animation Comedy Crime Drama Family Fantasy Film-Noir Horror Musical Mystery Romance Sci-Fi Short I'm not about to contradict anyone who says that 'The Spy Next Door' is a bad movie but I cannot say that I didn't enjoy it. How the heck are you going to get in there? Technically speaking, no, not really. Plot: "The Spy Next Door" stars Jackie Chan as Bob Ho, an undercover CIA superspy who decides to give up his career in espionage to settle down with his next-door neighbour and girlfriend, Gillian (Amber Valletta). None of them know about his real job and think he works at a pen importing company. You wont believe it. ''Siegfried dealt the king a mortal blow. Wow, people need to get a grip when they review a kids film! The film stars Jackie Chan, with a supporting cast of Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. which centers on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. The Spy Next Door movie clips: http://j.mp/1ziUsSFBUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ufkyIiDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPT. not a creature was stirring, Jackie Chan is shown with Alina Foley in a scene from The Spy Next Door. The movie also stars Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. Detailed plot synopsis reviews of The Spy Next Door Jackie Chan plays the character of Bob Ho. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) has been dating his divorced next door neighbor (who has three kids) Gillian (Amber Valletta) for the past three months. when she was stationed over in East Berlin. Bob heads to an abandoned factory to confront the Russian terrorists but finds that Ian, wanting to become a spy, followed him and Farren has run away from home to try and help as well. By Peter Bradshaw. What do you mean, you're trying to think? Big smile. [9], Most film critics targeted the film for "lacking a script," and "looking old" such as Michael Phillips of The Chicago Tribune for being "True Lies without the striptease or the Arab-maiming"[10] and Kyle Smith of The New York Post who also claimed the film is "ripping off True Lies. The first half has a lot of stock footage and a lot of that really annoying digital "swoosh" editing as well as some very stiff acting and cheap sounding music. Regarder en plein cran. Bob Ho (Jackie Chan), a very successful CIA spy, is retiring from the business. This man has more charisma than any other actor that I know of. I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him. Only her kids can't stand him because they think he's a This is Danger D'Amo. Princess Alexa? Filming started in late October in New Mexico and was finished in late December 2008. I think I just figured out who lives here. Her kids don't really cotton to Bob though, so she decides to put her relationship with Bob on hold until they're OK with her marrying Bob. But it's also very limiting in that you can't really transcend to the truly upper echelon of Hollywood superstardom, if that is what you truly want, by just doing films that only families can see. The child actors are initially very annoying. (Blake slowly rises up and peeks into the window avoiding being seen.Blake pops back down in shock.) Oh, goodness. Go put on some jeans. | 0.22 KB, HTML | It's not like he's asking me out on a date. The Spy Next Door-Play Script for Middle School and High School The Spy Next Door Short play about a group of students who think their teacher is a spy! His boss Glaze then arrives, points a gun at him and demands the downloaded file, revealing himself as Poldark's mole. But I didn't actually mind this movie at all. current subscribers, posting in obituary guestbooks, for submitting community events), you may use that login, otherwise, you will be prompted to create a new account. Dismal vehicle for the talented Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan as Double O Bob Ho is fun and entertaining. 626 Videos Follow Recommended for You All Anime 1:37:48 Rush Hour 1 (1998) 1080p [HD] MovieChill 127.1K Views 2:00:07 But I have to be objective and the movie isn't what I would call good. Exec producers, Ryan Kavanaugh, Tucker Tooley, Ira Shuman, Solon So. [6], On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 12% based on 89 reviews, with an average rating of 3.5/10. Predictable, overused gags, and bad acting is what makes The Spy Next door a bad movie. Bunloem. The action stuff is There are hundreds of great family films out there to expose your kids to. The women, they usually m Good to see you also. One day, Gillian leaves to visit her father in a hospital in Denver, Colorado and leaves Bob to take care of her children, but Farren and Ian despise him and plot to get rid of him. 33 min ago - Look yourself, sir. The kids are reasonably realistic, with only one being somewhat annoying precocious. Moreover, his pairing with the beautiful Valetta is refreshing. This is totally kid friendly in every way. Sections. You put my children in danger. Hang up. The Point Break remake and Meet The Blacks are both worse than this. I don't need an alarm clock. You could have stood up for me, you know. #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#the spy next door Edit 5 views 1 editor next door. This is a brothel, Thu 18 Mar 2010 19.45 EDT. Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him with Farren even calling her 'Mom' for the first time. LONG SHOT of a row of brownstone-front houses in New York. Jackie Chan stars in this family action-comedy which centers on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. 1 INT. From one of the houses we see girls entering and Hey! ones' obnoxiousness on. But really an ace stretching and yawning, 33 min ago Farren tells Gillian over the phone about Bob's secret. Princess Alexa? The film tributes Chan's films by showing clips, references and even referencing Chan's real life childhood. Basically Jackie plays Bob Ho, a Chinese secret agent on loan to the CIA. Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him. You will immediately feel confident about teaching drama like an expert. That said, it contains some action, slapstick comedy and PG lines . After all, as Bob says, he has brought down dictators so he can certainly deal with three kids. Poor Jackie Chan needed some money, that is the only reason he was in this - and not to entertain your little dimbulb rugrats who couldn't tell the difference between a good movie and static in the first place. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Gregory Poirier was also hired to help improve the script, but he was the director of Tomcats, so as you can see there wasn't much talent behind the making of the film, except perhaps the actors. His inventive martial arts movements are mirthful, too. But this is important. That sends the villains calling, putting Bob and his young From the moment that Bob and Gillian wake up with those serene smiles on their faces (Gillian had been woken up by a squealing pig and screeching kids) you know what you're in for and the movie certainly doesn't disappoint, in that it does exactly what you expect and follows every clich there is religiously. #The Spy Next Door (2010) Pat 1. Sara. unsnaps her seat belt and reaches for the door handle. He'll babysit for them! 9 min ago his "Rush Hour" movies, but here, it's just a chore to decipher January 1, 2010 24 Songs, 34 minutes 2010 Relativity Music Group, LLC. Come on TiVo - Come here. Next Door Coraline and the Secret Door This technology is called Remote Neural Monitoring (R.N.M.) How bad can three kids be? Colton sends a file to Bob's computer for a top-secret formula for an oil-eating bacteria Poldark is working on. Undercover CIA agent Bob Ho offers to babysit his neighbour's three kids, and winds up protecting them from a Russian terrorist who's hell-bent on recovering some sensitive secrets they downloaded . The actor's flair for comedy has become common knowledge and he is as energetic as ever. I have no idea who this guy was or if I've seen him prior, but he was pretty solid. Whether it's stories with cheesy and sentimental resolutions or comedy so lame that even Donny Osmond is embarrassed. Bob defeats him and is forced to tell the children about his job. His partner, Colton James, informs him that Poldark has escaped from jail and they suspect there is a mole in the CIA. He's planning something. | 0.22 KB, HTML | And forth my mimic comes. Seriously, people are so affected by reviews of films that if anything comes out, it has to be the new Avatar or Dark Knight. - Keep 500ft, sir. I can imagine kids having a good time with this film, but adults won't find any of the material entertaining since they've laughed at the same jokes a long time ago. -Gillian, this could be just what we need. The screen pans as the emergency is spelled out. Door," shouting, "I hate this family!". MACKENZIE (M/F) mysterious teacher whose actions cause concerns. And there's nothing about this movie that is clever. Bob fights off assassins and arch villains, narrowly escapes traps and outsmarts double-agents while . person will not be tolerated.Be Truthful. When one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family. [15] Rickey, giving the film the benefit of the doubt, wrote "The plot may be forgettable, but the execution is frantic and funny. The commenting option is not going away, however, readers will need to register for a FREE site account to continue sharing their thoughts and feedback on stories. Chopping my bust. | 0.72 KB, Diff | Jackie Chan 's only movie aimed directly at kids, rather than families. The badguys slip up and the kids learn to fight in a way that only a six-year-old would appreciate. Farren, you've been in there all morning! Either way, you should come and get them. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Before taking the kids to see this, I read through some quick reviews online (such as RogerEbert.com, etc. THE NEXT WAVE. This is a very silly movie, but I quite enjoyed it. - Here you go, boss. | 1.37 KB, PowerShell | There is no evidence for its accusations. Well, let's just say if I don't find some, Well, it's like my mom always used to say. And they're under the ground? How can a math teacher be a spy? we Japanese-Americans f Ladies. I'm Tracy. Coming. Whenever he arrives at their house, they find ways to humiliate him. Jackie Chan's The Spy Next Door was a nice harmless diversion, Chan Plays a Cool Funny Spy in a Done-to-Death Story. What the hell's going on, You weren't followed? I'm honored. While I'm thinking about it, they suspect. Don't knowingly lie about anyone You're in Room 316. Hey, get back here! Comedy, Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. BUT it is also really goofy and the predictability and sappyness borders very closely on the idiotic. Regardez The Spy Next Door - Part 4 - Missy-Linda sur Dailymotion. Tihomir. Sky looking for extraterrestrial life. Bad driver. The Spy Next Door is a 2009 American action comedy film directed by Brian Levant, written by Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer and Gregory Poirier, produced by Robert Simonds with music by David Newman and starring Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez.Filming started in late October 2008 in Rio Rancho, New . Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house. more tolerable than the jokes, but barely. The film tributes Chan's films by showing clips, references and even referencing Chan's real life childhood. Tell me where the bomb is. After the attack, Bob and the children hide at a Chinese restaurant, where Poldark's teenage henchman, Larry, tries to kill Bob. quality ever since he made it big in America in the late '90s, but THE SPY NEXT DOOR has to be one of his worst yet. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! It stars Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez, Amber Valleta (as Gillian) from Gamer and The Transporter 2 and three kids. Cookies help us deliver our services. The passenger, LARA, We're just lucky that the film doesn't end with someone pulling a lever and dumping a ton of sugar on the badguys' heads. Bob knocks out Glaze with Nora's turtle, then hides in a hotel with the children. The Spy Next Door www.movson.com. It's a school night. I can't believe you did this to my family. I thought maybe you could take a look at it. -Nice hypothesis, but you can't prove it. Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau. Newspaper. The Spy Next Door - Part 4. Recherche. The Spy Next Door (2010) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Brian Levant Writing Credits ( WGA) Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by David Newman Cinematography by Dean Cundey . il y a 12 ans. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. We can have t 4 When Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) is called to babysit his neighbor's unruly children, they accidentally blow his cover as a spy by downloading secret codes on his computer. Since we've been bombarded with so many remakes in the last years, I even thought this might be a remake of The Pacifier which starred Van Diesel as a marine who had to babysit a couple of kids. Regal So, what color do you want to wear today? The rest of the cast is forgettable. https://awfulmovies.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=The_Spy_Next_Door&oldid=202409, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0), On that topic, the story is really predictable and unoriginal, since it blatantly rip-off elements of both. some top-secret formula accidentally downloaded by one of the - What is it? Mom, this isn't a joke. Little Nora (Alina Foley) thinks that he's a cyborg. not even a mouse. OK, where story is concerned, there's nothing new here. I need to know who else he's shown this to. The Spy Next Door (2010) - full transcript Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids (who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau). Here is the black mountain. ELLIOT But hes/shes our math teacher? In the middle of the fun, THE SPY NEXT DOOR extols family, teaching children to do the right thing, and protecting children from harm. 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